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There are two things in life that a sage must preserve at every sacrifice, the coats of his stomach and the enamel of his teeth. Some evils admit of consolations, but there are no comforters for dyspepsia and the toothache.
- Henry Lytton Bulwer

Accordingly, he kept meticulous records of his backgammon and card winnings. "I am now eased in my finances and replenished in my wardrobe." - Andrew Jackson after winning a horse race.