A good laugh and a long sleep are

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book.
- Irish Proverb

"Nobody is always a winner, and anybody who says he is, is either a liar or doesn't play poker." -Amarillo Slim

UPDATE 1-Soccer-England roundup-Torres out recurrently for Liverpool

Brief intelligence before that weekend's Premier League matches (all times GMT): * Spain striker Fernando Torres will miss one more-placed Liverpool's match at residence to West Ham United on Monday (2 GMT) forth with Brazilian defender Fabio Aurelio.

Fergie is a bad loser
The Manchester United manager was first labelled a bad loser by Mark Hughes soon after Arsene Wenger hit back at Fergie for his disarray jibe.


"A lottery is a salutary instrument and a tax…laid on the willing only, that is to say, on those who can risk the price of a ticket without sensible injury, for the possibility of a higher prize." - Thomas Jefferson

Vidmar, Nishino in contention for heavenly body Coach of the Year

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Celtic dumped out of Europe
Celtic sensationally crashed out of Europe after surrendering the precedence in going down 2-1 to Aalborg in their Champions League Group E clash at the Energi Nord Arena.

Dons chief issues connections warning
Aberdeen boss Jimmy Calderwood has urged his players whose contracts expire next summer to fill in him by Christmas if they appetite to stay or go.

EvertonâEURs Cahill not prepared to return house equitable yet
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Champions League: Arsenal, Bayern and indubitable in knock-out phase
LONDON: A burst of four goals in 14 following-half minutes powered Bayern Munich into the last 16 of the Champions League on Tuesday.

'Bhoys' have to grow up, says chastened Caldwell
1 hour 32 mins ago Celtic's Gary Caldwell said lessons would have to be learned after the Scottish champions crashed out of Europe following a 2-1 defeat to Aalborg on Tuesday.

Man United, Villarreal in last 16 after someone else stalemate
VILLARREAL (Spain): Holders Manchester United sliped to secure top spot in Champions League Group E but qualified for the knockout stage of the competition after someone else 0-0 draw with Villarreal at El Madrigal on Tuesday.


"You know what luck is? Luck is believing you're lucky...to hold front position in this rat-race you've got to believe you're lucky." - Stanley Kowalski, A Streetcar Named Desire

Liverpool 0-0 Fulham

BARCLAYS PREMIER LEAGUE Rafa tinkering hits Kop bid Rafa Benitez's Liverpool bandwagon has managed to roll on with one wheel off at times that season - but it came to a shuddering halt with two missing yesterday.

Relief for Schuster
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"Remember this: The house doesn't beat the player. It just gives him the opportunity to beat himself." - Nicholas (Nick the Greek) Dandalos

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
- Doug Larson

"Throw a lucky man in the sea, and he will come up with a fish in his mouth." - Arab Proverb

The Yellow Emperor's Canon of Internal Medicine, 2500

The Yellow Emperor's Canon of Internal Medicine, 2500 B.C.
When man is serene, the pulse of the heart flows and connects, just as pearls are joined together or like a string of red jade, then one can talk about a healthy heart.

This quote crossed my desk this week from a reader. Those of you with the same passion and affliction for betting motor sports as I might enjoy it. "Race fans, I had inferred from my one trip to the Brickyard 400, fell into one of two categories: tattooed, shirtless, sewer-mouthed drunks, and their husbands." - Steve Ruchin, Sports Illustrated

John Steinbeck A sad soul can kill you

John Steinbeck
A sad soul can kill you quicker than a germ.

"When I played pool I was like a good psychiatrist. I cured 'em of all their daydreams and delusions. - Minnesota Fats

Health is a state of complete physical, mental

Health is a state of complete physical, mental and social well-being, and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity.
- World Health Organization, 1948

"When I played pool I was like a good psychiatrist. I cured 'em of all their daydreams and delusions. - Minnesota Fats

Drogba charged over coin throwing - BBC Sport

Drogba threw the coin back into a section of Burnley supporters Chelsea striker Didier Drogba has been charged with violent conduct by the Football Association for throwing a coin back into the crowd. Drogba hurled a coin into a section of Burnley
Source: news.bbc.co.uk

Louisa jury finds ex-Howard soccer coach guilty of soliciting sex with - Inrich.com
A suspended Howard University soccer coach was convicted last night of soliciting sex with a minor over the Internet in a case in which prosecutors say he drove to Louisa County for a sexual tryst with what he thought was a 13-year-old girl. Jurors
Source: www.timesdispatch.com

Soccer. Maradona in a battle - Ottawa Citizen
New Argentina coach Diego Maradona was yesterday embroiled in a power struggle with federation chairman Julio Grondona, who has turned down his choice of Oscar Ruggeri as assistant coach. "I don't want Ruggeri showing his face around here," Argentine
Source: www.canada.com

Not even local hero McBride can save fire from collapsing - Batavia Sun
COLUMBUS, OHIO -- While Brian McBride faced a slew of questions about his past ties to the Columbus Crew, it was impossible to avoid the ones about where his new team is headed. Despite being meticulously built to win this season with no expense
Source: www.suburbanchicagonews.com

Chester, Pa., soccer groundbreaking set for Dec. 1 - Delaware Online
CHESTER, Pa. -- Major League Soccer Commissioner Don Garber is to be in Chester for the groundbreaking ceremony for the new soccer stadium to be built there. The ceremony is at 2:30 p.m. on Monday, Dec. 1, at the stadium site on Seaport Drive beneath
Source: www.delawareonline.com

Today's state soccer final - Baltimore Sun
Outlook : The Gladiators have won five state titles and two straight, capturing the Class 2A crown in 2006 before beating Sparrows Point, 2-0, last season in 1A. The Pointers have reached the title game in four of the past five years but have yet to
Source: www.baltimoresun.com

H.S. soccer teams square off in tourney - Biloxi Sun Herald
Harrison Central will hold its annual girls soccer tournament this weekend, featuring six South Mississippi teams that could be in the playoff hunt in February. Harrison Central, St. Martin and Pascagoula make up one side of the bracket with Gautier
Source: www.sunherald.com

NAIA soccer: Lambuth's Boylan breaking non-local mold - Jackson Sun
To play college soccer in West Tennessee, it takes a player that is willing to fight for a position against not only players from around the state, but also against players from throughout the country and even outside the country. Lambuth's Bret
Source: www.jacksonsun.com

"I believe in luck. The harder I work the luckier I get." - Sam Shoen

Panucci: We can beat Lazio

The Giallorossi have had a poor establish to the season. 'We are exploit lots better and we have made the inimitable expedient preparations for the game,' Panucci told Sky Sport Italia.

Arrows crush Ajax
Golden Arrows humiliated Ajax Cape Town when they walloped them 4-0 in a one-sided Absa Premiership match at the King Zwelithini Stadium on Wednesday siesta.

Simao Dreaming Of Premier League
Portugal winger Simao Sabrosa has revealed his elongated-term goal is still to play in England.

Taking the Carling Cup seriously
Chelsea have antique talking up the Carling Cup tonight, with the traditional mantra about how The Blues, at least, take that competition seriously.Any cardinal of players have antiquated repeating the party line that they are in that cup competition to win it.

Gamba crowned club kings of Asia after little win (Reuters)
4 hours, 51 minutes ago (Adds quotes) ADELAIDE, Australia, Nov 12 (Reuters) - Japanese club Gamba Osaka won the Asian Champions League when they beat Adelaide United 2-0 in Adelaide on Wednesday to take the title 5-0 on aggregate.


"When God throws the dice are loaded." - Greek Proverb

As a people, we have become obsessed with

As a people, we have become obsessed with Health. There is something fundamentally, radically unhealthy about all this. We do not seem to be seeking more exuberance in living as much as staving off failure, putting off dying. We have lost all confidence in the human body.
- Lewis Thomas, The Medusa and the Snail, 1979

"With the perverse logic of a degenerate gambler he figured God was testing his faith." - Mario Puzo, Inside Las Vegas

The power of love to change bodies is

The power of love to change bodies is legendary, built into folklore, common sense, and everyday experience. Love moves the flesh, it pushes matter around.... Throughout history, "tender loving care" has uniformly been recognized as a valuable element in healing.
- Larry Dossey

"Didn't I warn you-Huh-Didn't I tell you one of 'em was going to win!?? So now, what do we do?" - Jack Norris

Ronaldo prone preferential treatment claims Celtic's Brown

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Arsenal, Man Utd clashes don?t obey classification book
Rain is the only thing that tops an Arsenal victory on the list of newsletters that cause Kampala interurban appear unbroken smaller than it already is.

Opponents hope break will relax Kossie
Sydney FC boss John Kosmina hopes a two-week break will sustenance improve his club's injury woes, while the media and opposing coaches hope it lightens up the volatile mentor.

ENBD and UK firm to set up £100m football fund
A UK-based fund manager is teaming up with the Gulfs largest bank by assets to set up a £100 million (Dh580m) football fund to progress some of the microcosms utmost talented young players.

Soccer Lands 12 Players on Academic Team
Nov. 4, 2008 IRVING, Texas - Twelve brothers of the Baylor soccer team were named to the Academic All-Big 12 Team, including nine on the first team, the Big 12 Conference announced Tuesday.

Rangers a selling club in January
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Benitez Planning stretched-term Future
Rafael Benitez has made it clear he is anxious for an early intention to contract negotiations he hopes will secure his enduring-term future as Liverpool manager.

"I believe in luck. The harder I work the luckier I get." - Sam Shoen

Doc Childre, Freeze-Frame A harmonious relationship with one

Doc Childre, Freeze-Frame
A harmonious relationship with one you love can enhance your work, health and entire well-being.

"Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry." - George Ade

Gary Zukav (as quoted in HeartMath Discovery Program)

Gary Zukav (as quoted in HeartMath Discovery Program)
If your thoughts are thoughts that draw low-frequency energy current to you, your physical and emotional attitudes will deteriorate, and emotional or physical disease will follow, whereas thoughts that draw high-frequency energy current to you create physical and emotional health.

When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table. - Dean Martin

The... patient should be made to understand that

The... patient should be made to understand that he or she must take charge of his own life. Don't take your body to the doctor as if he were a repair shop.
- Quentin Regestein

"A gambler with a system must be, to a greater or lesser extent, insane." - George Augustus Sala (1828-95) English writer and journalist