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Monday, November 30, 2009

He who takes medicine and neglects to diet


He who takes medicine and neglects to diet wastes the skill of his doctors.
- Chinese Proverb



They were burying a high-roller in Las Vegas and a few of his gambling cronies were gathered grave side when the minister said; "Gus is merely sleeping." His best friend was heard muttering: "I've got a hundred that says he's dead." - Canada Bill Jones, Legendary Three-card Monte Dealer