They claim red meat is bad for you.

They claim red meat is bad for you. But I never saw a sick-looking tiger.
- Chi Chi Rodriguez

"If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky?" - Stanislaw J. Lec

Rodriguez's jammed equalizer gives Dallas draw with Toronto

Extract not come-at-able.


The race is not always to the swift nor the battle to the strong -- but that's the way to bet it. Author: Damon Runyon

'There's only one Saddam'

HARRY REDKNAPP insists fans do not care where the legal tender close ins from to clue players - as remote as it buys them success.

Hig tips Ash to be a unfeigned hit
ASHLEY COLE has archaic promised he can escape the backlash from his tangled private life by quitting Chelsea for actual Madrid. The England full-back has struggled to keep a low profile since his highly-publicised split from pop star wife Cheryl Tweedy.


A problem gambler was urged by a counselor to take the 20-question test for compulsive gambling. Upon completing it, the subject commented; "Boy, Gamblers Anonymous must be hard up for new members. They make qualifying so easy." A Smith & Wesson beats four aces. - American Proverb

Michael Miller, MD, F.A.C.C., Center for Preventive Cardiology

Michael Miller, MD, F.A.C.C., Center for Preventive Cardiology at the University of Maryland Medical Center
It may be possible to incorporate laugher into daily activities, just as is done with other heart-healthy activities, such as taking the stairs instead of the elevator. The recommendation for a healthy heart may one day be exercise, eat right and laugh a few times a day.

"When a gambler picks up a pack of cards or a pair of dice, he feels as though he has reduced an unmanageable world to a finite, visible and comprehensive size." - Annabel Davis-Goff, The Literary Companion to Gambling

French footballers quizzed

French police have detained soccer internationals Franck Ribery and Karim Benzema for questioning as piece of a probe into an alleged under-age prostitution ring, legal derivations told AFP.

Opponents in key on - Bristol City
The club traces its origins back 1894, when its forerunner Bristol South End was formed, but its licensed foundation is listed as 1897, the period when South End chose to reversal professional and nickels its agnomen to Bristol burghal Football Club.

Smith worried by shrinkage of depth
Rangers manager Walter Smith fears suspensions and injuries could trend their

Iran beach soccer team invited to Spain
TEHRAN, July 20 (MNA) -- Iran’s beach soccer team has tired invited to Spain to take hunk in a tournament.

Rapid up to speed in Europe
Developing youngsters and playing "choice, fruitful football" are Peter Pacult's primary targets at SK Rapid Wien, but a following UEFA Europa League group stage tilt would be a major bonus.

Inter finally yielding to intense Man interurban pressure
Inter Milan maintained they will not move Balotelli, but it looks equal the temptation was too lots for them to keep resisting and the are now believed to have agreed in principle to boost the bad boy of Italian football, but for no excepting than £35m in

Carragher Excited About Coles
Carragher Excited About Coles Arrival Jamie Carragher Liverpool’s Jamie Carragher has praised the arrival of Joe Coe at the club motto that they landed a apple class player and the team means trade.


"Stop cheating!" the dealer told the card player. "I'm not!" claimed the player. "You must be," said the dealer. "That is not the hand that I dealt you." "Suckers have no business with money anyway." - Canada Bill Jones, Legendary Three-card Monte Dealer

Fergie: apple Cup Failures Will Bounce Back

Manchester United manager Alex Ferguson is expecting the club's players who did not move well at the heavenly body Cup to bounce back from their disppointment when the new season starts. Wayne Rooney in particular was the convene of the Fergie's attentions.

A cat is the new FIFA Women's creation Cup 2011 ex officio Mascot
In keeping with a tournament that aims to demonstrate 'The Beautiful Side of 20Eleven', FIFA and the civic Organising Committee are markedly proud to unveil the utmost elegant FIFA Women's nature Cup 2011 signing so far, in the contour of a cat named Karla

Mandarin hires football coach
Mandarin named Robert Dean as its new football coach. The 35-year-old Dean has unusable an assistant coach for the Mustangs for the last ten senility. He was hired Thursday cocktail hour after geting the proposition on the spot. The job opened following form

Soccer-England striker Heskey announces foreign retirement
Extract not for love.


"The roulette table pays nobody except him that keeps it. Nevertheless a passion for gaming is common, though a passion for keeping roulette tables is unknown." - Bernard Shaw

Dr. Joseph Pizzorno Half the costs of illness

Dr. Joseph Pizzorno
Half the costs of illness are wasted on conditions that could be prevented. from the book"Total Wellness."

"Good luck needs no explanation." - Shirley Temple Black

Cats sneak pad against Hawks

Geelong have maintained their perfect record against Hawthorn since their 2008 grand final loss with a thrilling 12.13 (85) to 11.17 (83) AFL victory at the MCG.

Etherington deal imminent
Winger on the verge of penning contract extension Etherington: Continues to impress You take a casual with occasionally player you presage but, fortunately for me, it came off.

Road to Soccer civil - Spain's final preparations
The play stations, the playing cards, the books and clothes were all packed up ready for Spain's last trip of that nature Cup - the one that takes them to the final.

Tippett the hero as Crows beat Eagles
Adelaide coach Neil Craig admits his team may have left their finals run too postponed after the Crows ended their travel hoodoo with a 22-dot AFL victory closed West Coast at Subiaco Oval on Saturday.

Nigerian Football: FG rescind decision on two oldness suspension
The Federal Government has backed down on its earlier decision to ban theNigeria national teams from participating ininternational competitions for two elderliness.

Multi Billion Naira Scam at Football commorancy: Lulu, Ogunjobi, Amos Adamu may face EFCC... ...Why Ogunjobi was sa
Multi Billion Naira Scam at Football hangout plate: Lulu, Ogunjobi, Amos Adamu may face EFCC...

Crocodile predicts Spain to win FIFA creation Cup
Sydney: Harry, a 700-kg crocodile living in Darwin crocodile park today backed Paul the octopus in picking Spain to win the sphere Cup.

NFF Cabal to face EFCC today...To explain $125,000 Hotel Bill, $1.25 Million FIFA Grant, How $400,000 varnishe
The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC has arraigned one George Nwokonko, 48, before a Lagos State lanky Court sitting in Ikeja for allegedly defrauding Mr. Parkin Ali, a German national of the sum of $904,550.


I hope to break even this week. I need the money. - VETERAN LAS VEGAS GAMBLER

Get on your bike at civil that summer

Due to the fantastic response to our last Bikeability class, we are delighted to advertise that British Cycling returns to the oppidan of Manchester Stadium for a fun packed two day order from Tuesday 27 -Thursday 29 July 2010.

S.African fan sees record 38 universe Cup matches
Summary Thulani Ngcobo will have travelled 17,000 kilometres (10,000 miles), endured vitamin jabs to boost his sleep-deprived fixed order, and can no longer face a FIFA-sanctioned stadium hotdog.

We'll win it next interval, says upbeat German press
Summary Beaten, but not bowed after the 1-0 cosmos Cup semi-final defeat to Spain, Germany's media was already appearing forward four dotage to the next tournament in Brazil, with characteristic German confidence.

Foxes boost pre-season schedule
Leicester have added a lots-needed boost to their pre-season preparations with a match against Rotherham at the Don Valley Stadium on Tuesday 20th July.


"Some folk want their luck buttered." - Thomas Hardy

Dr.Karl Menninger Love cures people — both the

Dr.Karl Menninger
Love cures people — both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.

"When a gambler picks up a pack of cards or a pair of dice, he feels as though he has reduced an unmanageable world to a finite, visible and comprehensive size." - Annabel Davis-Goff, The Literary Companion to Gambling

Dr. Joseph Pizzorno Half the costs of illness

Dr. Joseph Pizzorno
Half the costs of illness are wasted on conditions that could be prevented. from the book"Total Wellness."

"Everything in life is luck." - Donald Trump

Sturrock named as Southend boss

Southend United have appointed former Plymouth boss Paul Sturrock as their new manager on a ten-year deal.

Pique: Cesc dreaming of Barca
Cesc Fabregashas his heart set on playing for Barcelona next season, according to his Spain team-mate Gerard Pique.

Defoe wants Cole-fired Spurs
Jermain Defoe would involvement England team-mate Joe Cole to join him at Tottenham next season.

Torres happy with Hodgson
Fernando Torres is happy with with new Liverpool manager Roy Hodgson but will only talk about his future after the terrene Cup.

Mandela met Ghana's soccer team
Extract not procurable.

Football: Togolese all-around Akoto joins A League
Extract not realizable.

England football team dropped by Nationwide
The England football team is set to suffer something else painful loss as Nationwide

Transfers: Ferguson fancies Ireland
Sir Alex Ferguson is poised to knock off an audacious bid for Manchester citified's Stephen Ireland, according to the Sunday Mirror.


"Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit." - R. E. Shay "The only sure thing about luck is that it will change." - Wilson Mizner

Diseases of the soul are more dangerous and

Diseases of the soul are more dangerous and more numerous than those of the body.
- Cicero

"The majority of casino players leave to much to chance when playing in a casino. To put it bluntly, they don't have a clue as to how to play." - Henry Tamburin, gambling author